Follow The Shovel
March 2, 2021
Aged Care Home Announces Plans To Build $500 Million War Memorial, In Order To Get Proper Government Funding
"It will include a meals area, lawn bowls rink, movie theatre and 4,000 residential rooms".
February 23, 2021
Government Strikes Deal With Facebook To Restore News. Also Facebook Now Owns Tasmania.
Treasurer and master negotiator Josh Frydenberg has come to an agreement with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to return news to
February 21, 2021
Part-Time Employee Amongst First To Get Vaccine
A Sydney man who works Tuesdays through Thursdays was amongst the first to receive the COVID-19 vaccine, raising eyebrows within the health worker community.
February 3, 2021
Jeff Bezos Resigns From Amazon, Citing Appalling Working Conditions
"Whoever runs this place is a maniac!"
December 17, 2020
TRADE WARS: Kmart Australia Retaliates By Removing All Chinese-Made Goods From Its Shelves
"You can hardly notice the difference"
October 27, 2020
News Corp Folds After Running Out Of Things To Criticise Victoria About
"Without 89 think pieces shitting on Victorians, we didn’t really have any content”
October 23, 2020
Australia Post CEO Says Cartier Watches Were Posted In May, But Haven’t Arrived Yet
"The quickest way to get a parcel from Melbourne CBD to Carlton is via Brisbane"
October 4, 2020
EXCLUSIVE: Coronavirus Was Offered $130,000 To Sign Non-Disclosure Agreement, After Being Inside Trump
Trump ‘pulled out all stops’ to get the two together
September 29, 2020
Murdoch Shocked To Learn Of Trump’s Tax Bill: “$750 Is Extraordinarily High”
"I've never seen a tax bill that high before"
September 24, 2020
Westpac To Pay $1.3 Billion Money Laundering Fine Using Unmarked 100 dollar Notes
"Meet us at the bus stop near Martin Place at 9pm tomorrow night. No weapons”
August 6, 2020
“Customers won’t notice any difference”: Tiger Airways announces it will no longer fly
“We’ve made the difficult decision to continue the service levels that you have become accustomed to"
August 3, 2020
News Corp to spend next 15 years denying existence of James Murdoch
News Corporation-owned television stations and news websites will spend at least the next decade claiming James Murdoch is not real
July 30, 2020
Anti-trust hearing cancelled after Google CEO starts randomly finishing interrogator’s sentences
“What do lions eat? What do graphic designers do? What does lmao mean? All great questions and thanks so much for your interest”
July 24, 2020
Apple has released a stylish new face mask for just $79 (official Apple-compatible straps sold separately for $12,000 each)
After a more sophisticated pandemic look? You might be in luck. Tech giant Apple has announced a sleek new facial
July 10, 2020
Silicon Valley Invents New ‘Remind Me Tomorrow’ Button For Dealing With Climate Change
Developers in Silicon Valley have created an innovative new way to put off dealing with impending catastrophe, announcing a new
« Older Entries