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Tasmania Shuts Itself Off From Rest Of World Which Is Real Surprise For Rest Of Us Who Assumed They Did This Years Ago
Tasmania’s decision to isolate from the rest of the world has shocked everyone else, who didn’t realise the little state
International Arrivals At Lowest Levels Since Scott Morrison Was Head Of Tourism Australia 
The number of tourists coming to Australia has hit its lowest point since Scott Morrison’s ‘Where the bloody hell are
Australia’s 1.2 Million Epidemiologists Take To Social Media To Provide Valuable Expert Advice 
With Australians struggling to make sense of the COVID-19 pandemic, the nation’s 1.2 million epidemic experts have rushed to social
5 Million New Podcasts To Launch Next Week
The world is about to be absolutely fucking inundated with exciting new content, it has been revealed
Next Season Of MAFS Will Be ‘Married At First Skype’, Nine Confirms
The next season of MAFS will feature eight singles who have never met, getting married over an unreliable Skype connection,
2020 Cancelled: Read the full statement
2020 will no longer go ahead, it has been confirmed
Shoppers Rush To Supermarkets To Get Coronavirus
People have flocked to packed supermarkets around the country, eager to pick up a case of COVID-
Nation Grateful That At Least We Have Fast Internet
As millions of people begin working from home, Australians have remembered how lucky they are to have a fast, reliable
Marrickville Coles Totally Out Of Typewriters And Vintage Suitcases, As Panic Buying Continues
Stores in Sydney’s inner west and Melbourne’s inner north are experiencing a shortage of essentials including vintage suitcases, ukuleles and
AFL Clubs Call Urgent Meeting With GWS To Learn What It’s Like To Play With No Spectators 
With the AFL banning all spectators for the foreseeable future, clubs have sought the advice of the Greater Western Sydney
Peter Dutton Ordered To Self-Isolate On Manus Island For Next 5-8 Years
Saying it was the best way to ensure he didn’t contaminate the Australian population any further, authorities have ordered Home
BREAKING: Coronavirus Has Contracted Peter Dutton, Authorities Have Confirmed
COVID-19 has contracted Peter Dutton, it has been revealed
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BREAKING: All Mass Gatherings Banned From Monday, As Soon As Hillsong 2020 Sydney Conference Finishes
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken decisive action against the growing COVID-19 threat, implementing a mass gathering ban that will
World Relieved That Level-Headed, Compassionate Leader In Charge During Biggest Crisis In A Generation
The world has breathed a sigh of relief after remembering that the man charged with leading the earth’s most powerful
Local Man Surprised To Learn About This New ‘Washing Your Hands’ Thing
Perth man Trevor Seacliff says he is willing to give the new ‘washing your hands’ craze a try after hearing