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BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un’s Doctor Has Died After ‘Complications’ Relating To Surgery
Kim Jong-Un’s doctor has not survived Kim Jong-Un’s heart surgery, sources say
We Downloaded CovidSafe And It’s The Weirdest Dating App Ever
There are a lot of dating apps around these days, and they all have their quirks. But this new CovidSafe
It’s Probably Just A Bug, But Apparently When You Download The CovidSafe App Peter Dutton Gets A Boner
In what has been described as a programming glitch, The new CovidSafe app is reportedly giving Home Affairs Minister Peter
New Poll Shows Majority Of People Who Voted For Trump Were Being Sarcastic
A new Gallup poll has revealed that a staggering 96 percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump in the
Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap
Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s
Kerry Stokes Discovers Cure For Coronavirus: Shit-Tonnes Of Money
In a stunning new finding, billionaire media mogul Kerry Stokes has discovered that having enormous amounts of wealth protects you
Nation Totally Unsurprised That ‘Finance Guru’ Who Drives A Porsche And Is Called Dick Pusey Is A Fuckwit
The chances of a Porsche-driving mortgage broker who is named after genitalia not being a total arsehole is zero, the
Novak Djokavic Clarifies Anti-Vax Comments, Saying He Thought Novel Coronavirus Was An Up-And-Coming Spanish Tennis Player
Eight-times Australian Open winner Novak Djokavic has sought to clarify the comments he made about vaccinations earlier this week, saying
Turnbull Spends $1.7 Million Buying Copies Of His Autobiography
Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has made a one-off donation to his book sales figures, buying 45,000 copies – or
Virgin Allows Customers To Purchase Airline As Optional Add-On
Virgin Australia customers will be able to purchase extra baggage, insurance or Virgin Australia Pty Ltd as part of a
LOL!! Man Who Doesn’t Pay Any Tax Asks For Government Bailout
In one of his most hilarious stunts yet, British man Richard Branson has asked the government to bailout his airlines
School Always Finishes At 10am On Tuesdays, Home-Schooling Parents Assure Child  
Finishing up school before lunch on a Tuesday is the way it’s always worked, a Sydney family has assured their
If Virgin Goes Bust, Australians Will Only Have One Airline That They’re Not Allowed To Travel On
There are fears today that the nation’s second largest carrier, Virgin Australia, may cease to exist, leaving Australians with just
“Trust Us On Covid App” Says Government Who Lied About Sports Grants, Water Licences, Travel Expenses, Asylum Seekers, ASIO Leaks And Robodebt
“You can trust us to use the data from the coronavirus tracking app appropriately,” says a government which secretly directed
American Protesters Declare Their 1st Amendment Right To Be Fucking Idiots
Thousands of protesters have gathered in cities across America to remind lawmakers that it is their God given right to