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IKEA To Release Exciting New Range Of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’
The perfect way to get your house or political party under control.
Perth Man In Crowded Pub Wondering If He’ll Ever Enjoy Freedoms Of Gold Standard NSW
"Speak up, can't hear you!"
Perrottet Launches New “Daddy Dom” Nickname, Forgets To Google It First
"The BDSM community welcomes the new premier to office"
Rollout Of COVID Booster Riots Set For Early 2022
"The severely inteligo-compromised will be prioritised"
Americans Mark Their 700,000th COVID Death With ‘Save Australia’ Rally
“We want to save you from your nightmare"
McCain Paying Dutton’s Legal Fees
"Our business has always been about promoting potatoes"
Remarkable! NSW Health Advice Changes In VERY SAME WEEK That New Premier Starts
"It's an incredible coincidence"
Facebook Outage: Frantic Craig Kelly Unsure Which Horse Wormer To Take
"Someone just tell me what to believe"
World’s Longest Lockdown: Detention Centre Pips Melbourne’s Record By 2,675 Days
"It's a lockdown world record"
ICAC Concedes It Should Have Checked With Berejiklian First To Find Most Suitable Time To Investigate Her Corruption
"It's important for people to be able to set their own corruption investigation schedules"
Gladys Berejiklian Takes Up Role As President Of Wagga Clay Target Association
“They’ve done some great renovations to the place I hear"
Gladys To Avoid ICAC By Joining Federal Politics
"I need a break from all this accountability"
Gladys Berejiklian Applies For COVID-19 Disaster Payments
"How does anyone use this bloody website?"
Today’s NSW Numbers
New South Wales had 864 new COVID cases and one new premier today, bringing the total number of premiers in
Morrison Confused By This New ‘Taking Responsibility For Actions’ Thing
"By that measure, Greg Hunt wouldn’t have a job because he forgot to order vaccines in a pandemic"

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