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May 9, 2022
The Shovel’s definitive profile of Scott Morrison
"Described by those who know him best as a horrible, horrible man"
May 9, 2022
Journalist tests Albanese’s commitment to women by asking him to name every woman in Australia
"It’s your own policy and you can’t name the people it will affect. Extraordinary”
May 9, 2022
Morrison announces new plan to restrict inflation by relentlessly talking over top of it
"NO! WRONG!"
May 9, 2022
Greens voter exhausted from constantly being right
"It takes its toll"
May 8, 2022
Child has tray of muesli and milk to spill all over your bed
“There's nothing more fun than eating lying down"
May 6, 2022
Morrison flawlessly recites Coalition’s zero-point climate policy
"Another impressive media performance"
May 6, 2022
Featured Electorate: MALLEE (VIC)
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May 6, 2022
Albanese stumbles on the atomic mass of calcium
"Does he even know the capital of Burkina Faso?"
May 4, 2022
Featured electorate: MONCRIEFF (QLD)
"It was later revealed that they’d just spent time in Surfer’s Paradise"
May 4, 2022
Anti-corruption commission could be a hinderance to corruption, Morrison warns
"I don't think people realise that this would literally put a handbrake on corruption"
May 4, 2022
“But interest rates were 17% in my day!” complains man who bought house for $67,000
"We had to save up for weeks just to get a deposit!"
May 4, 2022
USA announces plans to invade extremist theocratic state ‘USA’
“This is a barbarous, medieval regime restricting the rights of its people”
May 3, 2022
“Voting for independents will lead to chaos” Liberal spokesperson warns on his way to Parliament House to wank on a desk
"People would totally lose trust in Government"
May 2, 2022
Featured electorate: MOORE (WA)
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May 2, 2022
PM neutralises inflation issue by cooking $52 curry for four
"That's just $350 a week for dinner"
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