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Scott Morrison Spotted Trying To Sell Old ‘Back in Black’ Mugs Out of Car Boot

Stuart Robert Resigns to Spend More Time With His Family Businesses

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Ballot for Electing Australian Head of State Revealed

Vaping Increases Risk of Looking Fucking Ridiculous, Study Shows

Alan Joyce Receives Email Advising That His Resignation Speech Has Been Rescheduled

Tourists Who Took 16,000km Flight Save Planet by Re-using Hotel Towels

Dark Mofo’s Most Controversial Installation Yet: Thousands Left To Starve While AFL Stadium is Constructed

Morrison’s New Defence Role To Involve Teaching AUKUS Subs How To Magically Disappear When Under Fire

Albanese Warns That if Latham Makes One More Homophobic Comment He’ll Have No Choice but To Attend His Wedding