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Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s
Major natural disaster more interesting now that an Australian may be involved
A run-of-the-mill Asian earthquake that killed more than a thousand people last week was given a new lease of life
Julie Bishop satire
Julie Bishop claims Gillard ‘dirt file’ image was digitally altered
Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop hit back at suggestions the Coalition had a dirt file on Julia Gillard, saying the
Queen’s Christmas Message Not Part Of Nativity Either, Pope Claims
Pope Benedict XVI has caused further controversy by claiming that the Queen’s Christmas message is a relatively recent tradition and
Oprah follows up Microsoft fail with a barrage of suspiciously inspirational tweets
Yesterday Oprah Winfrey made a fool of herself, and Microsoft, when she tweeted about how much she loved the tech
New Zealand’s tourism strategy in tatters following realisation JRR Tolkien probably won’t write any more books
New Zealand’s peak tourism body was in disarray today after management learnt it was highly unlikely that JRR Tolkien will
Messi
Now Lionel Messi Linked To A-League
Lionel Messi, regarded as one of soccer’s all time greats, could be playing in the A-League next year. The news
Romney: “Obama had an unfair advantage: policies”
Losing Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has defended his campaign performance, claiming he lost because the race wasn’t run on a
Jesus satire
“Archbishop George Pell totally misunderstood my email” says Jesus
The son of God, Jesus of Nazareth, issued a statement this morning claiming Sydney Archbishop George Pell misinterpreted the meaning
Australian news satire
SHOCKING DISCOVERY: A Current Affair Uncovers ‘China Town’ In Sydney
Less than a week after exposing the alarming ‘All Asian Mall’ in Sydney’s North West, investigative news program A Current
Cruel Twist: Marijuana Legalised, But Cheerios Banned In Colorado, Washington
Just as pot smokers in Colorado and Washington were dusting off their bongs to celebrate their states’ recent legalisation of
Donald Trump to get penis surgically removed from forehead
Reality TV star and business magnate Donald Trump announced today that he will undergo surgery to remove genitalia from his
Paul Ryan
VP candidate Paul Ryan says he’ll go back to focusing on tennis career
After losing in his bid to be Vice President of the United States, Paul Ryan announced this evening (US time)
Australian political satire
Now Australian Labor Party faces ‘tanking’ allegations
With inquiries into the Melbourne Football Club’s alleged tanking continuing, it is believed the AFL has now widened its investigation
Aaron Sorkin reassures American liberals: “Don’t worry, I’m writing a backup plan in case Obama loses”
Acclaimed television writer Aaron Sorkin says he’s not overly concerned about the closeness of the polls for the upcoming Presidential