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Schapelle Corby
Indonesia To Allow Schapelle Corby To Go Home, As Long As It’s On A Boat
Operation Sovereign Borders will face its toughest test yet when Schapelle Corby sails into Australian waters on a small fishing
Facebook satire
Facebook’s 10th Birthday Cake To Be Decorated With Colourful Pieces Of Your Personal Life
Staff at social media juggernaut Facebook will be celebrating their company’s 10th birthday today by gorging on a giant cake,
Tony Abbott satire
Australians Told To Impartially Cheer For Home Team At Tomorrow Night’s T20 Match
The Federal Government has asked its citizens to barrack for Australia with rigorous unbiasedness at tomorrow night’s T20 cricket match
Today Tonight satire
Axing Of Today Tonight Sends Shockwaves Through Fad Diet Community
Channel 7’s decision to scrap current affairs flagship Today Tonight in Australia’s eastern states is a massive blow for serious journalism,
2014 Shaping Up To Be Quickest Year Ever, Work Colleague Confirms
“It’s already February” account manager Jodie Burns told colleagues today. And if her predictions are correct, it will soon be
new bra technology
New ‘Tech Bra’ Only Unhooks When Man Has Taken Bins Out
In a long-awaited fusion between hot-blooded hormones and cold, hard practicality, a new bra designed by Australian scientists will only
queen elizabeth satire
Queening To Be Outsourced To India
All functions of the British Monarchy will be run from a small factory in Mumbai, after local efforts failed to
climate change satire
Climate Change No Longer A Threat, Reader Poll Confirms
Those concerned about climate change can rest easy, following a reader poll in a popular newspaper that revealed the phenomenon
My Kitchen Rules Promo Disrupted By Tennis Game
An extended promotion for one of Australia’s favourite TV shows, My Kitchen Rules, was constantly interrupted by a game of
gym satire
Woman To Donate $50 Per Month To Support A Place She’ll Probably Never Visit
Jenny Angelo, and thousands of other Australians like her, has pledged to give $50 each month to help support essential
weather humour
REVEALED: Your Overseas Friends Actually Don’t Care What The Temperature Is Where You Are
Your mates in London and New York couldn’t give two shits that it’s 39 degrees in Australia, it has emerged.
yellow pages
US Private Equity Firm Buys Last Remaining Piece Of 1997
US firm Platinum Equity this morning bought Australia’s ‘Yellow and White Pages’ for a reported $454 million. It is believed
Cory Bernardi satire
Jesus Wondering Whether He Should Tell Cory Bernardi About The Whole Joseph Thing
Christian figurehead Jesus Christ was today wondering whether he should tell Senator Cory Bernardi about the fact he was brought
police satire
Presumption Of Innocence caught associating with Legal System on the Gold Coast
One of the leading members of the ‘Fundamentals of Law’ gang – Presumption of Innocence – and his close friend
japan whale
Japan’s Scientific Research Program Still Yet To Uncover Why Whales Die When Speared With A Giant Harpoon
After decades of research, Japanese scientists are no closer to discovering why whales suddenly die when tracked down, surrounded and