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“Peter Garrett Is Wrong. We Are Not A Megalomaniac” Rudd Says
Kevin Rudd today emerged from behind a giant Kevin Rudd statue to refute claims by former minister Peter Garrett that he is
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Abbott And Hockey Put Finishing Touches To 2014 Federal Budget
Political heavyweights Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey had their heads in paperwork during question time today, making some final tweaks
Australia Throws In Tony Abbott As Part Of Last Minute Free Trade Sweetener
Australia will provide more butter and cheese to Japan, and sugar and Tony Abbott to the USA under terms agreed
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New Penalty Rates To Give Workers The Flexibility To Earn Less On Weekends
A new, more modern penalty rate system proposed by the Government this week would give those working in retail and
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Team Australia Memorabilia – Half Price SALE!
Our captain has gone. The club treasurer has gone. It’s the end of an era. So to commemorate the Team Australia
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Government Under Turnbull Reduced To 300-Word Slogans, Abbott Claims
Tony Abbott has attacked Malcolm Turnbull for leading a government that he claims amounts to nothing more than a series
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Virgin Airlines Draws Massive Middle Finger To Perth Football Fans
Virgin took to the skies over the weekend to fly around Western Australia in the shape of a giant middle
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U.S. News Bulletin To Now Give Overview Of The Day’s News, Sport, Mass Shootings And Weather
TV news bulletins will now give Americans an overview of the day’s top mass murders, along with the regular sport,
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US Pro-Life Campaigner Claims Tour Not Aborted: “I Pulled Out Early”
Controversial anti-abortion crusader Troy Newman has refuted claims his Australian speaking tour has been terminated, saying instead he did the
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“No More Sniping Starts Today” Abbott Declares
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott says that his pledge of ‘no attacks, no undermining, and no sniping’ will start today
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New Zealand PM Detained During Talks On Australian Detention Centres
New Zealand Prime Minister John Key is being held in an Australian detention facility tonight after he raised concerns about
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Exciting New Waterfront Development Planned For Mars
Mars’s waterfront will be transformed into a world-class lifestyle, cultural, retail and commercial precinct
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Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats
Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report
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Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but
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Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms
Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and