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Kim Jong Un satire
North Korean Basketball Team Won Next Wednesday’s Exhibition Game Against US, Local Report Reveals
An exhibition basketball game in North Korea next Wednesday, between a Dennis Rodman-led team of former NBA players and a
office satire
Workers Looking Forward To Not Listening To What Colleagues Did For Christmas
Office workers around the country can’t wait to switch right off when their colleagues tell them all about how they
Gina rinehart satire
Gina Rinehart Reassures Joe Hockey: “I Inherited A $47 Billion Hole Too, And Everything Turned Out Ok”
Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has offered Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey her support after the Coalition today announced it had inherited
malcolm turnbull satire
NBN To Be Powered Entirely By Malcolm Turnbull’s Popularity
The Government today announced that it would cut all funding to the national broadband rollout and instead power the network
mr squiggle satire
ABC Comes Clean: “Mr Squiggle Was A Puppet”
Just days after journalist Piers Akerman exposed ABC cartoon character Peppa Pig as a left-wing feminist mouthpiece, the Australian national
polo shirt
Ralph Lauren Polo Logo To Be Replaced With Actual Bag Of Money
Ralph Lauren’s classic polo shirt will be updated this season with the oversized man-on-a-horse-with-a-stick logo to be replaced with a
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Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes
A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his
Paul Keating satire
Paul Keating Almost Certainly The Best, Most Humble Prime Minister Ever, Says Paul Keating
Most of the significant human achievements of the past fifty years were the brainchild of Paul Keating, Paul Keating has
james packer satire
Fat, Ugly Rich Guy Makes Unexpected Appearance In Teenage Boy’s Fantasy
A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a
Pyne satire
Tony Abbott Denies His Government Ever Promised To Be Adults
Tony Abbott this morning said that neither he, nor his colleagues, ever claimed to be adults and that any suggestions
Christmas satire
Christmas Uniforms Not Humiliating Enough, Retail Workers Say
As retail assistants around the country look forward to another festive season, many say their employers are not giving them
Ashes 2013 satire
Being Shit At Cricket Again ‘Like Putting On An Old, Warm Jumper’ English Fans Say
England fans say being 537 runs behind after three days of play feels better than they expected
kuta beach indonesia
Indonesia To Shut Down Bali
Bali will be packed up and put away in a very high, hard to find cupboard, until Australia can learn
Australian spy satire
Next James Bond Movie To Just Be A Couple Of IT Guys Going Through A PowerPoint Presentation
Sony Pictures has given spy fans a taste of what to expect in the next instalment of the James Bond
Obama satire
Obama To Read All Briefings From Top Secret Sleeping Bag
US President Barack Obama will read all Government briefings from a high-tech goose down sleeping bag, starting next month