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Home Ownership Dream Now To Include Awkward Bit Where You’re Not Wearing Pants
The popular dream of owning your own property will now culminate with the embarrassing realisation that you’re wearing nothing but
Tony Abbott April Fools
Australians Trying To Work Out Which Government Policy Is An April Fools Gag
One of the Abbott Government’s policies is an April Fools hoax, but they won’t say which one
Paul Roos
Melbourne Demons To “Start Rebuilding For 2015”: Roos
Paul Roos, coach of AFL side Melbourne, says his side will use the last 20 games of the season as
bowl of pasta
Woman Uncertain Whether To Instagram Bowl Of Pasta Before Or After Adding Parmesan
Sydney woman Bridget Gretel was today weighing up whether to upload a photo of the pasta she’s cooked as is,
tony abbott satire
Australia To Reinstate Imperial Measurement System
Australia will revert to using miles, ounces, yards and furlongs next year, more than 40 years after the imperial system
bigot satire
Bigots Relieved To Have Clarity On Rights
Racists, misogynists and narrow-minded fanatics around Australia will go back to being assholes after a period of uncertainty about their
mardi gras
God Sends Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps To Eternal Gay Mardi Gras
Fred Phelps Snr, the former pastor of the gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church, will spend at least the next 10,000 years
on water matters
MH370 Update: Australian Government Won’t Comment On Search Findings Until Next Wednesday’s Weekly Briefing
Those eager to find out whether Australian search efforts in the Indian Ocean have uncovered signs of Malaysian Airlines flight
Formula One Engine Sound To Be Replaced By High Pitch Whine Of Bernie Ecclestone
Grand Prix supremo Bernie Ecclestone has responded to claims that the new Formula One engines are not loud enough, vowing
Eminem jokes
Boy Trying To Remember The Name Of That Song Where Eminem Raps About Himself
Teenager Ryan Stacpoole can’t for the life of him remember the name of that Eminem song where the rapper refers
office satire
Work Colleague Who Knows Truth About 9/11 Also Has Interesting Theory About MH370
Office worker Richard Hubert knows what happened to Malaysian Airlines flight 370, he told colleagues today
Middle Class Dog Weighed Down By Family’s Growing Expectations
Five month old Cavoodle Horatio Stockwell was this morning wondering if he’d ever live up to his family’s expectations
new zealand new flag
Australia To Adopt Slightly Different Version Of New Zealand’s New Flag
Australia will wait to see what New Zealand comes up with for its new flag, and then adopt it itself,
Aspiring Novelist Putting Finishing Touches To Latest Email Signature
Up-and-coming novelist Patrick Coomb today announced that work is well underway on an entirely new email signature
Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend
Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night,