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Oxford Educated Billionaire Emails Staff From Private Yacht Telling Them to Keep Fighting Elites

COVID Inquiry Widened to Examine What the Fuck Was Going On Here

Lachlan Murdoch Relieved He Can Finally Shift Fox News To The Right

Rupert Murdoch Steps Down From News Corp, To Focus On Day to Day Running of Australia

“Obviously Big Pharma Made Him Assault Women!” Infuriated Russell Brand Fan Types     

Party That Was Unable to Build Commuter Car Park Unveils Plans to Build 71 Nuclear Reactors

Exasperated Scientists Add New Level to Fire Danger Rating Scale

Disengaged Voter Wondering if It’s Really Necessary to Enshrine a Reality Singing Show in the Constitution

Yes Voter Switches Sides After Learning Aboriginal People Already Have Running Water

Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program

Surprise! Fuckwit Who Thinks You Don’t Work Hard Enough Got His Start Through an Inheritance

“You Can’t Just Go Changing The Constitution” Says Man Who Has Never Read The Constitution

Proposed New Voice to Parliament to Just Be a Few White Guys Deciding What Indigenous People Would’ve Wanted

Unclear If Message on Tesla Screen is Error Code or Name Of Elon’s Latest Child

Shopping at Coles & Woolies These Days

Ticketmaster Introduces New ‘Fee Handling Fee’ to Cover Cost of Adding Up All the Fucking Fees