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Pulling Someone’s Hair Is Just The Kiwi Way Of Flirting, NZ PM Says

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Model In PETA Advertisement Hasn’t Been Shorn In 5 Years

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“I’m Not Running For UN Secretary General” Says Man Who Is Definitely Running For UN Secretary General

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Woolworths Launches New Campaign To Commemorate Fallen Members Of Marketing Department

Woolworths Becomes Official Sponsor Of Iraq War

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Apple Unveils Sleek New Tax Haven

Prince Harry Comes To Reclaim Australia

Anniversary of Jesus’ Death Once Again Coincides With Annual Chocolate Festival

Google Launches Funky New Tax Avoidance Lab

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Fast & Furious 7 “The Best Fast & Furious Film So Far This Year” Say Critics

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Eyebrows Raised After Essendon Supplements Scandal Runs Non-Stop For 2.5 Years

Top Gear Names New Slightly Unhinged, Gaffe-Prone Bully As Replacement For Jeremy Clarkson

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Infants May Not Be Able To Process High Levels Of Bullshit In Pete Evans Diet, Experts Warn

Putin Fighting Off Monster Cold With Bare Hands