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Qantas Schedules Payment of ACCC Fine for Tomorrow. Immediately Cancels It

$925 Million In Red Tape Announced

Grounded Bonza Airlines Still Somehow Delivering Better Service Than Qantas

Frustrating! “Women STILL Don’t Understand What Mansplaining Means”, Man Complains

Labor Vows to Keep Adding to Defence Budget Until Domestic Violence Crisis Is Solved

Baby Kicks Comedian Out of Playpen

Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again

Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws

Owner of Bruce Lehrmann Tattoo Revealed to Be Bruce Lehrmann

Dedicated 24-Hour News Channel to Provide Rolling Coverage of Arj Barker/Crying Baby Situation

Woman Who Looked at Furniture Website for 11 Seconds to Be Served Furniture Ads for Next 6 Years

US Threatens to Respond to Middle East Crisis With Massive Escalation of Meaningless Statements

New Citizenship Test Requires Applicants to Fend Off Knife Attack With Bollard

Seven Launches New ‘Dancing with the Dickheads’

Daily Letter Deliveries to End This Week, Australia Post Announces in Press Release Sent in 2019

‘The Defo Awards’ for Services to Defamation Fuck-Ups