The Prime Minister has shown his romantic side, surprising wife Jenny with a dozen hand-picked commuter carparks.
“Oh, they’re just gorgeous,” Jenny is said to have exclaimed, noting that they were totally unnecessary. “I’ll just find a marginal electorate to pop them in”.
The PM said he’d been saving taxpayer money for months to pay for the gorgeous gift. “I picked them myself. I had a spreadsheet set up and everything”.
He later denied having any knowledge of the gift.