Trump Asks Queen To Prorogue US Congress

Following the lead of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, US President Donald Trump has called the Queen and asked her to suspend the US Congress.

Mr Trump said he should have made the call months ago. “It’s so simple. You call up the Queen – great lady – and she makes the government go away. It’s called a prorogue. It’s a tremendous service”.

Mr Trump said he was the first President to enact the measures. “Who knows why Presidents haven’t done this in the past. They are dumb. I am smart”.

In an official statement from Buckingham Palace the Queen said Mr Trump was a fucking idiot.

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With Barrie O’Shea

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