Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked out how to download it yet, has found.
The report was scheduled to be released yesterday, but had to delayed after the group was unable to open the final report attachment, calling for IT support.
After many hours the group eventually asked one of their grandchildren to download the document, in return for a shiny gold coin. The report was eventually released today, a day late and a dollar shorter.
The group sought a comment from a Millennial spokesperson, but no-one answered their landline.
By Matthew D Bulman