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Enquiry Takes 14 Months To Find Banks Motivated By Greed

A Royal Commission has taken 417 days, 9,000 submissions, 27 witness statements and two thousand hours of evidence to come to the conclusion that banks are only in it for the cash.

The key finding – released this week – was the result of painstaking analysis by a team of experts. Bob from down the pub made the same finding over a quick beer.

The enquiry also discovered that there are four major banks in Australia.

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