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Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions

The nation’s politicians continue to emit large volumes of bullsh*t, with rates increasing in recent days according to studies.

Despite previous promises to reduce the amount of toxic waste being produced, those targets have not been met.

Emissions are highest in Canberra, where local residents say it is impossible to see through the extraordinary levels of bullsh*t.

Experts say the emissions have increased as politicians once again grapple with power issues. “When everyone wants power, emissions go up,” an analyst said.

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