Follow The Shovel

Peter Dutton Reveals His Softer Side, As He Positions For Leadership

Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has shed his tough exterior to reveal a softer, creamier side, in an intimate interview with The Shovel.

The Shovel’s feature writer said it was hard work to get Mr Dutton to open up, “but once we peeled back the hard skin, cut him into small pieces, boiled him for 20-30 minutes and then mashed him with some milk and butter, he was just like any other ordinary side dish”.

Dutton – who lives in Brisbane with his wife and two pomme noisettes – admitted the general public rarely got to see his more relaxed side. “They see me as the inflexible hard-man, but when I get home from work and take a long bath I really soften up.

He said he didn’t let criticism get to him. “People say all sorts of things about me. But I have a thick, fibre-rich skin”.

Like this? Donate a few bucks to The Shovel. And follow us on Email | Facebook Twitter Instagram

Become a Shovel member. Or follow us on Email | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram


Enjoy this? Support The Shovel with a one-off 99c donation

For only the cost of a really shit coffee, or the annual tax payment of a multi-national company, you can support The Shovel. Make a one-off donation instantly using Spotpass - no credit card, no spam and $5 to spend instantly.

Thanks for your support!!