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Health Minister Assures Local Man That The My Health Record System Is Secure, And Wishes Him Well For His Upcoming Genital Herpes Treatment

Health Minister Greg Hunt has assured a local voter in Sydney that the new My Health system is totally secure, and said he hoped the man’s dogged case of herpes cleared up soon.

“Fourth time lucky eh?” Mr Hunt said, outlining the strict security measures that had been put in place for personal details placed on the MyHealth system.

Noting that the man also had a family history of cancer, Mr Hunt outlined the funding the Coalition had committed to fighting the disease, before bidding farewell. “Good luck with the treatment, and try and cut down on those ciggies!”


By Jessica Rand

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