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Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories

Barely a week goes by when Channel 7 isn’t teeming with African gang stories, it has emerged.

Sources say hundreds of African gang stories have been running riot through the Channel 7 newsroom in recent weeks.

“They’re hesitant to admit it’s even a problem,” a Channel 7 source said. “The most recent one was just today,”

One insider said the outbreak of gang stories was so bad it was spreading fear throughout the community. “People in Melbourne can’t even sit in their living room without being accosted by an African gang story on Channel 7”.

 

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