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“It’s About Free Speech”, Fuckhead Senator Says

A man who has defended making sexist comments on the basis of free speech is a massive wanker, it has emerged.

“You should be able to say whatever you want,” the federal senator, who looks like an oversized testicle wearing glasses, said today.

Sources say rumours that the senator is a small pathetic little child trapped in the body of an ugly old man are well known. Although some commentators have said that the statement is offensive to pathetic little children around Australia.

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