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Trump-Kim Meeting To Take Place In High Security Playpen

Security measures have been ramped up for the upcoming meeting between Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un, with the leaders to meet in in a playpen fitted with extra child-safe locks and a full-perimeter fence.

The Secret Service began setting up the Tick-Tock Playtime Playpen this morning, Singapore time, being sure to secure the Velcro straps, and correctly insert the no-fuss rubber playmat. Toys will be added to the playpen in time for the meeting.

A spokesperson for the Secret Service said the two leaders would be supervised at all times. “We have minders on hand to clean up any mess or to step in when there are tantrums,” he said.

In the lead up to the meeting, Donald said that he had more planes and helicopters and ships than Kim so there.

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