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Melania Hospitalised For Kidney Problems – Donald Offers To Sell Her His

Donald Trump says he is willing to give his sick wife his kidney, “at a fair price”.

Melania Trump was hospitalised this week for kidney treatment, but Donald was quick to rush to her aid. “I know a business opportunity when I see one,” he said.

Noting that he was one of the world’s best negotiators, Mr Trump said a kidney wasn’t something you just gave away for free. “I love Melania. She’s great. I’m sure we can come to an arrangement”.

Mr Trump said he had the best kidneys. “Lots of people – very smart people – have told me I have wonderful kidneys. The greatest kidneys they’ve seen. Melania is very lucky, believe me”.

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