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US Government Shutdown: Americans Surprised To Learn Government Was Previously Operational

Americans were stunned to discover that their Government had shutdown this weekend, having been totally unaware that it had even been functioning in the first place. 

“That thing was a Government?” one confused American said on hearing the news. “I thought that was a TV show or something”.

Others said the shutdown didn’t make any sense. “I’m not sure you can shutdown something that’s not even functioning,” a puzzled voter pointed out.

“Hang on, are they going to start governing? Is that what this is about?” another questioned.

Asked how many people usually worked at the White House, a spokesperson said, “About half”.

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