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Trump Forgets To Build Wall

The US President has forgotten to build a 1,989 mile wall between his country and Mexico, it has emerged.

“We’ve all done it,” White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders said. “Who hasn’t promised to implement a $15 billion building project and then totally forget about it?”

“I said I’d go and get milk for the office fridge yesterday. Totally forgot! It’s human nature,” she said.

Huckabee Sanders said the wall may still go ahead although she had forgotten who they said would pay for it. “Might be American taxpayers I think”.

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