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Kim Jong-un Claims He Is An Even Bigger Stable Genius

Just hours after Donald Trump claimed he was a “very stable genius”, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un hit back, saying he was an even bigger stable genius.

Donald Trump was said to be furious, telling aides he was the biggest stable genius the world had ever seen, and threatened to nuke Korea if Kim didn’t retract his claim.

Kim responded, saying he was the biggest stable genius in the universe. He later murdered a family member who disagreed.

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