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Victorians Too Scared To Leave Home In Case They See Peter Dutton

Melburnians are avoiding restaurants and other public areas out of fear of bumping into Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton.

With attacks from Dutton becoming more common, Jenny Sutcliff from Altona said she was terrified of the prospect of seeing a man with a potato for a head. “It’s frightening for young children,” she said. “At the very least it would spoil your dinner”.

She said it was time to stop pretending he didn’t exist. “Unfortunately he does. It’s becoming a real problem”.

Victorian Police have urged families to stay at home.

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