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Cory Bernardi To Call 1 Million Households To Chat About Gay Sex

Australian Conservatives leader Cory Bernardi will spend the weekend chatting with Australian mums and dads about homosexual intercourse. 

The script for the South Australian senator’s call begins “Hello, it’s Senator Cory Bernardi, stay on the line because I want to talk to you about anal sex”.

He said it was important to have the conversation to warn Australians of the dangers of same-sex marriage. “Not enough people are talking about the dangers of this issue, or about gay sex. But it’s basically all I think about, so I’ve got an important role to play here,” Mr Bernardi said today.

He said he would also be open to talking about sex with animals, if the conversation led down that path. “If it feels natural, we’ll go there”.

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