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Americans Build Statue Of Trump, Just So They Can Tear It Down Again

Calling the process ‘cathartic’, millions of Americans have helped fund a giant statute of Donald Trump and then immediately called for it to be torn down, just for fun.

Donald Trump was a sexist, racist leader of the early 21st Century.

“It feels fucking amazing,” Boston resident Emily Haynes said, as she watched Mr Trump’s face smash into pieces on the ground.

The statute – which featured Mr Trump grabbing a woman’s genitals with one hand while waving to a crowd of Nazis with the other – was said to be representative of the President, but inappropriate for our times. “It had to come down,” Kevin Rhodes from Ohio said. “It was a symbol of our dark heritage; totally inappropriate. And, oh boy, it felt amazing ripping off his little hands.”

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