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White House Movember Plans Leaked

The White House will put a new spin on Movember activities this year, with male staff members set to grow a quirky narrow moustache in support of the occasion.

The fun plans for the charity event were outlined in a leaked memo to staff, which said it was an entertaining way to support the diverse views within the community. “Men’s health is such a great cause. Let’s line up behind it and raise one hand in support,” it said.

Female members of staff will also be able to get involved in the campaign by staying at home and not saying anything, in a silent show of their support.


Terry Beuler 


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