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US Threatens North Korea With Official Trump Visit

America has responded strongly to North Korean military aggression, threatening to launch a full scale visit by President Donald Trump if the Asian nation doesn’t stop its weapons testing.

The threat appears to have worked, with North Korea scaling back its nuclear program overnight. A spokesperson said they didn’t want to inflict such a high level of pain on its people. “There’s enough crazy here already. Having Mr Trump on our soil might just tip the scales,” he said.

The United Nations said it was an unnecessarily and unusually cruel threat, and that the North Korean people had suffered enough.

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