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People Who Say ‘Happy Friday’ Get Less Sex, Research Shows

Your colleagues who say ‘Happy Friday’ at the end of the working week are probably not getting any, an encouraging new study has found.

The extensive research showed that there was a strong link between using the phrase and getting absolutely no sex.

Lead researcher Felicity Vernon said the results were not surprising, but they had to check anyway. “It started out as a funny little thing to say at the end of the week, didn’t it? But it’s now just fucking annoying,” she confirmed.


By Sara Temsworth  


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