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White, Male, Billionaire ‘Outsider’ Candidate Elected President, In Big Middle Finger To Establishment

Americans have sent the strongest possible message to the nation’s establishment, electing a 70 year-old rich white man from New York.

“We really showed them,” one Republican voter said today. “Those elites with all the power and money can go shove it!”

“This wasn’t a race between Democrat and Republican,” another voter pointed out, “It was a race between the establishment, and an interloper who just happens to own his own building on Wall Street”.

She said it was a revolutionary change. “He was born with every possible advantage. In other words, the ultimate outsider.”

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