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“Jesus H Fuckety fucking fuck fuck fuck,” the world said in a carefully-worded statement today.

Still trying to come to terms with the fact that a supposedly advanced nation had elected a pseudo-fascist, egotistical, infantile arseclown, the world said it would close its eyes, slowly count to ten and hope that this whole thing was just some kind of sick joke gone wrong.

The world’s leading economists expressed concern at the turn of events, releasing a statement that said the global economic outlook is ‘literally fucked’.

Foreign policy specialists were more optimistic, saying the future was ‘on the balance of probabilities, totally fucking fucked’.

More to come.

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