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“We’re Not Labor”: Coalition Looks To Market-Based System For Totally Tearing Themselves Apart

Malcolm Turnbull has assured Australians that his party will not repeat the mistakes of Labor and will instead use a ‘thoroughly Liberal’ methodology for destabilising themselves from within.

At the end of a week of in-fighting, Mr Turnbull said he was confident the issues would be dealt with in an open, laissez-faire way. “I’m a strong believer in the market system, as are my colleagues,” Mr Turnbull said today.

“So we won’t be repeating the mistakes of Labor; we won’t be going down that path. Our process for ripping ourselves to pieces will instead be more efficient, more agile, and a much better use of resources”.

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