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Turnbull Advises South Australians To Cut Deal With Right Wing Of Liberal Party “It’s The Quickest Way To Get Power”

With huge storms causing blackouts across the state, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has provided some handy advice for South Australians desperate to get power back.

At a press conference this evening Mr Turnbull said that from his experience, cutting a deal with a few right wing MPs and abandoning all of your core principles was a quick and efficient way to guarantee continued power.

“I’ve lost power before myself, so I can understand the stress facing South Australians right now,” Turnbull said.

“But really, if you want to get the power back, all you need to do is promise not to implement any policies that might reflect your previous positions or beliefs, and the power will come back in a flash. It really is quite simple”.


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