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Man Prepared To Say Whatever China Wants About South China Sea If They’ll Pay His Credit Card Bill  

Melbourne man Rob Nailsworth says he has a very open mind about the South China Sea and a niggling MasterCard debt that could do with being paid off.

“Absolutely I think that China should have a right to build a few new islands over there and pay down the $621.45 currently outstanding from last month,” Mr Nailsworth said.

“What they do over there is their business. I think we should respect China on this matter if they can take care of my last statement and maybe chuck in a few bottles of vino. Doesn’t need to be anything fancy”.

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