A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in the Australian Government.
“I got job,” the man – who is in charge of determining who enters the country – said last night.
Responding to a proposal to increase the nation’s refugee intake to 50,000, the man wrote in a statement, “That number is to big. We need a number wot we can count to. Like 20 or somefink. Actually maybe 10”.
Critics say the man is taking jobs away from Australians who can count and speak.