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Mirabella Reveals: “Even Voters Are Against Me”

Following her allegation that the Liberal Party is trying to undermine her, Sophie Mirabella now claims that voters may be against her too.

“Look, you can’t rule it out. Every time I ask someone in this electorate whether they’re going to vote for me, they go all quiet and avoid eye contact. So yeah, I definitely think there’s something going on here. There’s a conspiracy against me”.

She said had been the victim of unpopularity. “What’s the saying? ‘If you want a friend in politics get a dog’. Well I tried to get a dog the other day, but the workers at the pet shop conspired against me and wouldn’t sell me one”.

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