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‘Climate Change Science Is Not Settled And Will Never Be Settled In Australia’, Brandis Says, Announcing Tough New Law

Any climate science found trying to enter Australian shores will be placed in indefinite detention and sent home, Attorney General George Brandis confirmed today.

“Climate science will not be settled here. End of story,” Mr Brandis said at a press conference today. “If you are a piece of climate research trying to enter Australia, you will be taken offshore for processing, and then most likely returned to your country of origin.

“What we can’t have is science entering our society unimpeded. We know nothing about science, we have no idea what it could do”.

Mr Brandis said he will keep a running tally of the number of days it has been since a piece of science has entered Australia.

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