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Forthcoming Recession To Provide Welcome Respite From Labor’s Economic Emergency

The recession that many believe will hit Australia within the next few years is a sign the economy is slowly coming out of the Emergency Disaster of the previous Government.

“Finally we can start to put those years of hardship behind us as we move towards a period of sustained negative growth,” a Government spokesperson said today.

“That time was, as we all know, a period of Debt, of Disaster, of Emergency. So this new recession phase will be a nice change of pace”.

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