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Disorganised Mary And Joseph To Just Get Last Minute Stable On Air BnB

Conceding he shouldn’t have left booking a hotel to the very last minute – especially over the busy Christmas period – Middle Eastern man Joseph told reporters today he was just going to have to find something cheap and simple on Air BnB.

“It’s just crazy this time of year – we’ll take whatever we can get,” Joseph said while expanding his search options to include shared rooms and granny flats.

“We’re not fussy,” he continued, broadening the search further by clicking on the ‘stables’ option in the search dropdown.

He later confirmed he had managed to find a place out the back of a pub. “Thank God for the sharing economy!” he wrote in his review. “Oh, and nice creature comforts lol!”.

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