Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and the day before were also given best-day-ever status.
“Today is the best day ever. Again!” Rufus gushed, saying he got to go in the car, go for a walk, and eat a stick. There was even a dropped piece of food on the floor to eat.
At publication time Rufus was unsure of plans for tomorrow, but believed there was a reasonably high chance it would also be the best day ever.
More updates to follow.