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Today Best Day Ever Since Yesterday, Dog Confirms

Today is the most amazing day in the world ever, local dog Rufus has reported. It comes after yesterday and the day before were also given best-day-ever status.

“Today is the best day ever. Again!” Rufus gushed, saying he got to go in the car, go for a walk, and eat a stick. There was even a dropped piece of food on the floor to eat.

At publication time Rufus was unsure of plans for tomorrow, but believed there was a reasonably high chance it would also be the best day ever.

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