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Peter Dutton Now Starting To Suspect He May Be Trying To Bring Down Government

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is becoming increasingly suspicious that he may be doing whatever it takes to bring down the Government.

“Day after day I am saying things that make the Government look ridiculous. It’s relentless – it does feel like this is part of some sort of concerted effort. Even now I’m sounding like an absolute clown,” Mr Dutton said this morning.

“I’m not one to jump to conclusions or get involved in conspiracy theories, but it does make you wonder – is this all part of an orchestrated campaign?”

Mr Dutton repeated his claims from earlier in the week that the media had become hysterical. “Parts of the media are tending towards hyperbole. It’s turned into a bit of a jihad really”.

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