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Public Forced To Imagine Atrocities Government Committing On Manus Island

The Government is allowing rape, torture, assault, and in some cases murder in immigration detention centres, the public presumed today after being left with no choice but to use their imaginations.

With reports of reality now banned, citizens have been forced to assume the worst possible atrocities are being carried out in their name.

“It’s pretty horrific what’s happening there. Sexual assault, solitary confinement, torture – it’s all possible. But I don’t really know for sure,” one man said.

The Government released a statement saying, “If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear. And we certainly wouldn’t want nothing to fear”.

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