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2014 Budget Offered Free With Every 2015 Budget

Any parliament that buys the 2015 Federal Budget will get the 2014 budget thrown in for free, Treasurer Joe Hockey has confirmed.

“This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,” Mr Hockey said. “The 2014 budget is in mint, original condition. So for astute parliamentarians this is a chance to snap up an incredible two-for-one bargain”.

The unique ‘gift with purchase’ promotion comes just days before 2015 budget night, and is only available for a limited time. “This offer is strictly open for 12 months only. But if you get in within the next four weeks I’ll throw in a free paid parental leave scheme,” Mr Hockey said.

The Treasurer said the policies in the 2014 budget are in excellent condition, “Most of them have never been used”.

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