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Australia Asks Tony Abbott To Wait In The Car While They Get On With The 21st Century

Australians have politely asked if Prime Minister Tony Abbott would mind waiting in the car while they continue with 2015.

“It’s just a little inappropriate for him to be here,” a spokesperson said.

Another source said it was the best course of action to avoid a potentially awkward situation. “If Mr Abbott and 2015 were to meet face to face, it could be embarrassing for everyone involved. So I think this is the right decision”.

Mr Abbott admitted that he felt ‘a little threatened’ by the 21st Century, but was determined to greet it all the same.

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