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Fox News Is A ‘No-Go Zone’ For Humans With A Brain, Expert Confirms

In a stunning disclosure today, an expert has revealed how parts of the media have become “off limits” to ordinary, thinking human beings.  

“In America, it’s not just no-go zones. There’s an entire news network where people with even a shred of intellectual curiosity are simply not welcome”, he said.

He said there were some very dense areas of the media that were basically on a separate planet.

“They’re safe havens for morons; non-morons are simply not welcome. If someone with any sort of common sense actually does manage to watch these news programs, their intelligence is violently assaulted”.

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