Follow The Shovel

CLOSE
Struggling, Despondent Federal Budget To Receive Counselling From Nation’s $250 Million School Chaplaincy Program

Overwhelmed with incoming bills, and wondering how it will continue to support its extended family, Australia’s stressed-out budget today made an appointment for a cup of tea and a chat with the nation’s school chaplaincy program.

“Things are getting pretty tough right now. Some days I wonder where I’m going to get the money to pay for the essentials. So it’s nice to know there’s a $250 million resource on hand to listen to my concerns and tell me about Jesus,” the budget told reporters.

For more breaking stories, follow The Shovel on Facebook and Twitter.


SHARE THIS STORY
Become a Shovel member. Or follow us on Email | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram